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We (Didn’t) Work

The Upside

Last week the markets did what they were supposed to do and cut the legs out from under WeWork, the horribly overvalued, unprofitable, freight train of corporate ego.

It was a justified, yet shocking judgement on a company that was once touted as yet another shining example of America’s ingenious corporate startup community. Yet now we are left looking at the ashes of the company wondering how such an “ingenious” company was able to take it’s investors to the cleaners.

So yes, the upside. The market did work. Before WeWork was unleashed onto the world of regular human investors in an IPO, it had to file an S-1. This is a document lists all relevant information about the company, it’s audited financials, projections, risks and conflicts of interests. And wow!! The market HATED what they saw.

investors saw that We work is bleeding money, it has no path to profitability, it has massive liabilities, and its leader is a self-dealing egomaniac who has unrealistic expectations of a company which is basically just re-renting office space. It also kept changing its numbers and forgot to disclose other issues (like the how the CEO sits on the compensation committee!?) Ouch.

The upside to all of this is that regular investors like you and me were saved from investing in this overvalued fiction. The reality of WeWork came to light before too many people got fleeced. And it’s thanks to the S-1 and the investors who read it that the IPO died. Pheew…

The Downside

The dowside falls squarely on those who invested time, money or their careers into this corporate train wreck. For the VCs who poured money into the company, I have NO sympathy. They absolutely should have known better.

But I truly feel terrible to the hard working WeWork employees who invested years of time and energy into this company. They bought into the vision that Adam Neumann espoused. I’ve rented WeWork office space in its early days and I can say that there are terrific, hard working humans who invested their lives in this company. And I’m sure they were already planning on what to do with the boon of money that would have come out of the IPO. Now, only weeks later, they not only have to flush those aspirations, they may also be looking for a new job.

And let’s be blunt here. The story of We Work is not about a failed IPO. It’s about a failed company. WeWork is in huge trouble. It needs to shut offices, fire thousands of employees, cease it’s growth strategy, and spin off businesses. Essentially, they need to build a functioning business out of the fictional startup they once were.

They also need to find more money. Now. At the moment they are burning so much cash, they may run out of money before the end of November. It will be very telling when (and if) any new money comes in, and at what valuation the new money comes in at.

The Upside Down Side

Remember that WeWork was once valued at $47 billion. We will find out what it’s really worth when the company raises more money. But the bond market for one is not optimistic. WeWork bonds are trading at 82 cents on the dollar, which means that the bond market for one, believes that there is a substantial risk of a bondholder hair cut.

The implosion of WeWork also puts a huge hole in the US startup world. The easy flow of money to ego driven ideas will stop. Which is probably a good thing.

Also remember that regulators have been trying to loosen rules preventing unaccredited investors (you and me) from investing in pre-IPO startups. The idea was to allow regular investors to “cash in” on growing startups. But if anything, this event serves as a huge warning about the difficulty in valuing private pre-IPO companies. If a massive investor like SoftBank can get fooled, maybe it’s good to keep restrictions on regular investors from investing in this opaque market.

And the biggest upside down? Adam Neumann. Poor guy lost his company right? Yes. But shed no tears for the egomaniac. Poor Adam, dedicated believer in WeWork cashed out some of his shares before the implosion. And although he had to give up a comma in his slide from billionaire status, he is still worth more than $600 million. Boo hoo…

The next few weeks will deliver a shake up of WeWork. So give those ex-employees a break if they come to your door looking for work. They got conned. And their world was turned upside down. Look out for them.

The Upside/Downside

I’m always trying to turn things upside down and see if they look any better.

— Tibor Kalman.

The Upside

The financial press pumps out headlines about growing profits and rising stock prices. You’d think this news would be good for you right? Good news for companies means good news for you and I? When companies do well, we all do well…

Yay markets!

The Downside

Actually…

85% of the US stock market is owned by the wealthiest 10% of Americans.

So when companies do well, the vast majority of the benefits go to a very small portion of the population.

Period.

The The Upside Down Side

If this all seems a bit upside down, you’re right. Should we really be cheering a soaring stock market and record company profits? What are we really getting out of this?

If you, like me, make most of your money from your paycheck, you have very different priorities than the small number of people who make their money from investments. The financial headlines really do not apply to you the same way they apply to the top 10%.

So, we’re going to use this site to turn finance upside down (right side up?) to make sure we understand what finance means to us, the regular, average paycheck earning American.

Turn it upside down side

The aim of this blog is to turn current events upside down so that they are more understandable to the average person.

The way we to his is by breaking current events into three sections.

Upside

This section reviews a current financial news story in terms of how the mainstream press plays it. Profits are great. Growth is even better. Bring in the corporate income and for sure it will trickle down through the rest of the economy.

Downside

Well… like most people, you probably are not a titan of industry relaxing on your yacht in the Mediterranean. You’re a human who works. And the money you make does not burst from your wallet every time the stock market goes up.

This downside section flips financial headlines upside down and tells you what they really mean to you, the hard working human. It’s funny how often the sunny profits for corporations can be much less rosy once you crack them open.

Upside Down Side

This section ties it all together and tells you what the headlines really mean to you, your job and your future working prospects. It translates headlines into a digestible, understandable conclusion.

Many times you will find that all the cheering you hear on Wall Street is not for you. It’s for that very small group of wealthy people bobbing around on their yachts.

In the end, this blog aims to help be be better able to distill the world of finance and better understand events around you. You need to know what it all means to your, your future and your financial security.

Turn it upside down side.